"10 Ways to Survive Life In a Quarantine"
by Don Zolidis
Online Comedy | 30 - 40 minutes
22 either (6-22 actors possible: 0-22 f, 0-22 m)
Warman Scared Scriptless Players are looking for 6 - 22 male OR female actors to perform in their production of '10 Ways to Survive Life In a Quarantine'. Rehearsal times are very flexible as everything is rehearsed and performed online. Due to COVID no in person contact will be made. Please email your resume and/or a video of the monologue below.
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SAM. This is Macavity. The Mystery Cat!
(They look for another cat.)
And this is one... wait where did that one go?
Macavity will actually be playing multiple roles I guess. I have more cats around here, but I think some of them are under the bed.
(They try to reach under the bed.)
Come to Mama, Rum-Tum-Tugger! Ow!
I asked my Mom if we could get sixteen extra cats for this show and she got in her car and rove away and I haven't seen her since. I'm guessing she went to get more cats, but that was three days ago so I'm beginning to wonder.
Also, if you would like to bring cats to my house, that would be AMAZING. Just drop them off in crates on my front doorstep. And they will be LOVED and HUGGED and thrust into starring roles in this production!
Now, as anyone knows, Cats is the story of the Jellicle cats! These guys! Once every blue moon, the Jellicle cats get together to enact a live cat sacrifice of one cat to the underworld, and the other ones just go on their way for no reason at all. And they sing and dance! Just like this guy!
(They try to make Macavity sing and dance. Macavity, being a cat, is likely not having it.)
Come on baby, dance for Mama! DANCE.
(They try to make Macavity dance.)
They're learning. Slowly. This is coming together. I only need a few more months and many, many more cats.
(They sings to the cats.)
ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM NOW
I CAN DREAM OF THE OLD DAYS,
WE COULD GO OUTSIDE THEN
I REMEMBER, THE TIME I DIDN'T LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL
LET THE MEMORY LIVE AGAIN.
You may use any and all props you wish for the audition. (Just don't make your cat angry at you!)